So get ready for another year of Hate Crime folks!! Love ya!!
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4 years after his last NFL start, Michael Vick put on a show for fans and doubters alike. Vick lead the Eagles past the Detroit Lions with 284 passing yards, two touchdowns and another 37 rushing yards.
I wonder who feels worse, Eagles coach Andy Reid for not starting this guy last week or the UCLA doctors that said Lindsay didn't have a coke problem?
Glad you're back dog!! WHAT? Too soon?!
WATCH VIDEO!!
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At the end of the day I wish that this was true but unfortunately it's not. Racism still exist... ask Lindsay Lohan!! I mean geez.. she was obviously racially profiled and labeled as a meth and coke user because she was white and living in hollywood. NOT FAIR!!
STORY:
Black TEA PARTY Members Hold A Press Conference . . . They Claim That Racism Has ENDED IN AMERICA . . . And That REVERSE DISCRIMINATION Is A Bigger Problem!!
STATE: When the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People introduced a resolution calling on the Tea Party movement to "condemn extremist elements," I wondered what possible good it would do. How might it help liberals who felt frustrated, increasingly, that their attacks on "racism" in the new conservative movement were never taken seriously?
The resolution didn't do much for the NAACP, but it did plenty for liberals. Three weeks later, after the Shirley Sherrod mess, and after the implosion of Mark Williams, spokesman for the Sacramento-based Tea Party Express, conservatives are still bristling at the charge of Tea Party "racism." On Wednesday morning, Williams' old organization organized a two-and-a-half-hour event at the National Press Club in order to rebut the charge the best way it knew how—with a chorus line of black conservatives attacking anyone who dared call the Tea Party racist.... STATE:">READ MORE HERE
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Katie Couric has fallen victim to leaked footage again.
This time, Couric is seen rehearsing for the "CBS Evening News" during the 2008 Republican National Convention and mocking the names of Sarah Palin's children.
"Where the hell do they get these names?" Couric says after mentioning Palin's youngest son, Trig, and her oldest, Track.
READ MORE HERE..
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Jeremy London is a fucking idiot. First this dude claims to be abducted and forced to smoke drugs at gun point...LAME. I mean really, abducted and forced to do drugs...REALLY?! Heidi Montag's chin, cheeks, ass, face, arms and nose think that story is fake as shit. Well now this genius is texting friends from Celebrity Rehab (of course) that he is only doing the show for the "$$$" and wishes his twin brother Jason "would die". WOW.
Um, look Jeremy, it doesn't take a brain surgeon to realize that you and that horse you married are smoking crack on the regular. I could have gone the rest of my life not even remembering that you were in Mallrats and just assuming that it was your brother. So shut the hell up and go back to whatever downtown heroin loft you were crashing at while your Mom takes care of your emotionally ruined kid.
Thanks buddy.
From RadarOnline.com
Jeremy London is in the middle of filming Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew but RadarOnline.com has discovered he’s just there for the money and wishes his twin brother, Jason, dead.
“I’m doing it for $$ and clearing my name,” Jeremy texted Thursday night to a family friend of his. Jeremy’s friend responds by saying, “Whew...ok. Well I was just really worried about u so I am glad u are ok. Are u going to see your mom and Jason on the show?”
“HELL NO!! They’re dead to me,” Jeremy responds. “F**k him. I hope he dies.”
tREAD MORE EMBARRASSING SHIT
-young
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Ok.... Let me get this straight. Supposedly there is a channel called Music Television that doesn't play music but gives reality shows to hobbit like creatures from a dirty place far far away called 'New Jersey'... man that place just sounds nasty! Anyway, here is one of said creatures being arrested after it drank to much sewer water from under the bridge that it calls home. I don't understand why the cops wouldn't shoot this thing? Oh wait, its not a black troll...... duh, silly me.
- young
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Seen here at the premiere of Gossip Girl co-star Chase Crawford's new movie, Twelve, Blake Lively has once again shown why Lindsay Lohan belongs in jail. Pretty sure she would look hot wearing airbrushed white jeans, a 'Free Lil Wayne' black-T, flip-flops and a Burger King crown..... or maybe thats just me projecting my hood fantasy.
- young
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Lord Have Mercy!! Ok I understand that not everyone can be a YoungKing but HOT DAMN.... this lil n*gga is straight dilusional!! Someone tell this retarded boy to take the clothes out of the cabinet before you go embarrassing yourself on youtube. Actually I would rather hear this dudes wack ass rhymes then be subjected to another Fat Joe album. REAL TALK
Enjoy!!
p.s. I haven't heard a something this bad since Charles Hamilton attempted get his crazy ass into the music industry talking about Sonic the hedgehog and rocking pink headphones. SMH
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OH SNAPS!! This what happens when Lil' Chirp goes to jail and Miley takes a break from flashing her 16 yr. old "Vi-jay-jay" on the internet. Acclaimed and often controversial director Oliver Stone has gone all Kanye West on the "Jewish dominated media" in a recent interview with the Sunday Times. We haven't seen someone "bite the hand that fed them" this bad since Delonte West f*cked LeBron's Mom. Como se dice: Career Suicide en espanol?
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Story:
Director Oliver Stone belittled the Holocaust during a shocking interview with the Sunday Times today, claiming that America's focus on the Jewish massacre was a product of the "Jewish domination of the media."
The director also defended Hitler and Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and railed against the "powerful lobby" of Jews in America.
Stone said that his upcoming Showtime documentary series "Secret History of America," seeks to put Hitler and Communist dictator Joseph Stalin "in context."
"Hitler was a Frankenstein but there was also a Dr Frankenstein. German industrialists, the Americans and the British. He had a lot of support," Stone told reporter Camilla Long during the interview, which can be found behind the paywall on the Sunday Times' website.
Read more HERE
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One day after Robert Shapiro got a cocaine contact high and quit on her, "Lil Chirp" is finally headed to the slammer. Like Paris Hilton before her, Lyndsay will probably only do 20 something days but what the fuck are her coked out gay minions gonna do? Oh yeah.... There is still her sister..... and from what I saw at Lohan's recent BDAY party," Little Lil Chirp" is a bump away from flashing side boob, demanding free shit and getting all retarded on twitter. Hey Dina, put down the breakfast cocktail and listen up: YOU HAVE FAILED AS A MOTHER.
See you in a few days Lilo. BTW You can make booze in jail by burying an orange in the yard and letting it post for a few days. I still care ;)
-young
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It takes more then a crazy ass australian dude calling is ugly wife a cunt for me to get involved (FREE LINDSAY!!)... but thanks to the homie Tracy Morgan I have resurfaced.
Taking a break from his usual, "someone's getting pregnant tonight!" routine, Mr. 30 Rock took a moment to lace Jay Leno with some REAL TALK about the Mel Gibson tapes. CHECK OUT THE VIDEO "LIZ LEMON"..
UPDATE: Hey Mel, I am willing to forgive the whole "pack of n*ggers" thing based solely on the fact that you demanded a blow job. Now that I can relate to!! Giggiddy Giggiddy.
- young
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Damn SON!!
By 'Damn SON' I mean, "Hey weren't you at Beso the other night?!"
I may not be the best judge of character (::wink,wink::) but this lil homegirl girl is sad. [Ron Levy is j*cking off right now, waiting for me to say something wild so that he can retweet it... but I refuse!!] Some would say that I may have a crush on one tragic young starlett, but that was sooo 6 years ago.... when she was merely a teenage drug addict. Tissues and Issues my wild-as-all-hell-party-animal-little-sexy-animal soul. tissues and issues.
Giggidy
-young
[note: The term Lil' Chirp was coined in 02']
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As I sat and witnessed the hometown Lakers celebrate another back-to-back championship season the other night, I thought to myself, "Self, didn't Jake Gyllenballs look like a total ass in Prince of Persia with that embarrassing accent and weak sword skills?"
No really I did.... but Jake ol' buddy ol' pal, YOU ARE NOW MY FAVORITE ACTOR OF ALL TIME!!! It takes a REAL MAN to get photo'd busting a "let me see what she is working with" in the middle of a LAKER game!! I commend you sir!! Actually, if I recall correctly I spent Easter Sunday getting my Jack and Coke on and chatting up Euro's in Hyde lounge whilst the Lake-Show took a royal ass whooping from the Spurs.... awww TRUE LA FANS UNITE!! KISS THE RING BITCHES!!
-young
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THIS IS BEYOND WRONG....But if I was a Chimp I would probably get my "Frog On" too!! What's next.... Dogs raping Snakes?! Alligators raping skunks? NFL Quarterbacks raping college students!? Oh wait that last one happened.... GO STEELERS!!
-young
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YKTV: Well we all know the "TESS" from PW but when did you know that you wanted to be in entertainment?
Tess Taylor!: I knew I wanted to be in the entertainment industry from the age of 5. I grew up performing. Whether it was acting, dancing, singing, or modeling. When lights and cameras turn on, I turn on. I was born to entertain, and that is what I plan to do... ENTERTAIN.
YKTV: If you weren't an entertainer what would you be?
Tess Taylor!: If I wasn't an entertainer, I would have loved to be a make-up artist or a clothing designer. Hey! Maybe I still can be?
YKTV: I met you when you were coming up, but what about your journey to "reality star" don't a lot of people know?
Tess Taylor!: Its really hard work... Filming a reality tv show is life changing. My life has done a 360 this last year. it can also tear you away from friends and family... I've always wanted to be an actress, and now that I am in this reality world, its hard to branch out and not be "type cast". I'm doing my best to bring something new to the table. Keepin my fingers crossed that it goes as planned..."
Tess Taylor!: Any more?
YKTV: You mentioned family... We haven't heard your thoughts on your sis Alexis being sentenced to 190 days in the slammer for her role in the whole "Burglary Bunch" ordeal.... How has it affected the family and do you feel it was maybe a good thing?
Tess Taylor!: Shiiit erick!
Tess Taylor!:Well... I'm devastated about what has happened with Lexii. She does not deserve what she was given. But at the same time, our family was brought into the public eye to make a defference, and to teach people real life lessons. She has taken this opportunity and ran with it... She has grown into a different person and has become incredibly strong. She is going to come out of this with a big message. And I can't wait for everyone to finally hear her side.
Erick Michael Kernell Sanchez: In closing what would you like to tell fans of the show?
Tess Taylor: Yes, I love you all.... and STAY TUNED!!
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My guess is that Courtney "I had my husband killed" Love is using this as some sort of promotion for her.......facebook page? Not since Christina "Lady Bleh Bleh" Aguilera FAILED on the TODAY show last week have I been so embarrassed for a blonde broad. Wait, scratch that! I also threw up when I saw Heidi and Spencer broke up... and the broad I was embarrassed for is Spencer.
-young
Story:
Courtney Love has posted some provocative photos of herself on her Facebook page, according to the Daily Mail.
In the pics, censored below, Courtney appears on her hands and knees being whipped by Amanda Lepore, grabbing her bare crotch Thriller-style and nearly nude and strung out in a deserted warehouse.
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Oops I did it again!!
Looks like confessed murder and all around douche bag, Joran van der Sloot, just can't stop killing people. Authorities in Lima, Peru are stopping "100% of cars" leaving the region after Stephany Flores Ramirez was found dead Wednesday morning. Her body was not only found in a hotel room registered to van der Sloot but according to the young lady's father, they were also seen on a casino camera together...... so basically, dude is fucked!!
Good job Aruba Police.... now you have 2 girls blood on your hands. YOU HAVE FAILED!!
STORY HERE...
UPDATE: The suspect, Joran van der Sloot, was escorted by three police officers as he was taken from a dark vehicle into a police office in downtown Santiago, Chile. He made no comment as he entered, walking calmly and without handcuffs as journalists shouted his name.
Good job Aruba Police.... now you have 2 girls blood on your hands. YOU HAVE FAILED!!
- young
STORY HERE...
UPDATE: The suspect, Joran van der Sloot, was escorted by three police officers as he was taken from a dark vehicle into a police office in downtown Santiago, Chile. He made no comment as he entered, walking calmly and without handcuffs as journalists shouted his name.
Van der Sloot was detained while traveling in a taxi, about halfway to the coast on Route 68, said Prefect Alfredo Espinosa, chief national spokesman for Chile's investigative police. The suspect did not resist and has been calm in detention, Espinosa said.
Good job Aruba Police.... now you have 2 girls blood on your hands. YOU HAVE FAILED!!
- young
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Since it seems like every movie star, athlete and politician is just a sex scandal waiting to happen, you could almost think that it's not possible to be a prominent person without also having an utterly depraved sex life behind the scenes.
And looking back at the great men of history... we're starting to wonder if that's right on the money.
CLICK HERE FOR THE SLEAZY DETAILS
And looking back at the great men of history... we're starting to wonder if that's right on the money.
CLICK HERE FOR THE SLEAZY DETAILS
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It looks like "Pokahonky" has changed her usual routine of selling out her people and letting John Smith TAP, to send a message to the Obama administration yesterday. STORY:
[HuffPost] Q'orianka (kohr-ee-AHN'-kuh) Kilcher, actress who played Pocahontas in the 2005 film "The New World", was arrested Tuesday outside the White House.
Kilcher allegedly tied herself to a White House fence while her Mom's, Saskia, poured a black substance over her.
The two women told officials they were protesting a visit by the president of Peru. Q'orianka Kilcher's father is a Peruvian Indian.
MORE HERE....
-young
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Um..... Shauna Sands is looking rough these days. Why the hell am I having a relaxing Horror Movie MDW Marathon, when I could have had a alcohol fueled "whore-er" show MDW in Vegas?!
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Hopper starred in epic films like Rebel without a Cause, Easy Rider, Apocalypse Now and even directed the acclaimed 1988 movie Colors (sean penn as "pac-man).
You will be missed.
-young
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Ok Friends,
This weekend is going to be filled with booze, bikinis and music!! So download the hottest mixtapes and enjoy the 7 hour drive to Vegas ;) Happy Memorial Weekend!!
BTW KEYS IS THE NEXT BIG THING!! THAT MIXTAPE IS NO JOKE!!
Follow Her: @keys_theproblem
DOWNLOAD NOW!!
DOWNLOAD NOW!!
DOWNLOAD NOW!!
This weekend is going to be filled with booze, bikinis and music!! So download the hottest mixtapes and enjoy the 7 hour drive to Vegas ;) Happy Memorial Weekend!!
BTW KEYS IS THE NEXT BIG THING!! THAT MIXTAPE IS NO JOKE!!
Follow Her: @keys_theproblem
DOWNLOAD NOW!!
DOWNLOAD NOW!!
DOWNLOAD NOW!!
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According to our diligent frien-emies at TMZ, HEIDI HAS LEFT SPENCER!! < cue horrified gasp!! > In what has become the 2nd biggest story of the day (some guy named Gary Coleman died), Heidi is reportedly fed up with all the bad press that Spencer is blah blah blah blah...... barf blah barf.
Seriously? Seriously? Is this what my life has become? Spencer, dude... bro, we need to have a chat. Instead of being a fucking weirdo who stockpiles guns and has a live-in Marine, why don't you bail on "Chin-derella" and do like Brody and post at the club everynight?. It's sooooooo simple. Hell you can keep all the guns too!
Just wasted 2 minutes of my life and I can't ever get them back. F-U Speidi !!
- young
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This is exactly why I only use my computer for productive things like blogging and porn researching (I am writing a screenplay about a porn star who goes rogue... I swear). The news on gossip sites is more reliable then the shit that your racist Dad gets wasted to before beating you with a "switch". FOX FAIL!!
STORY:
Fox News video of President Obama's speech this weekend at West Point omits cadets' applause after the President discussed ending the Iraq War.
In the official video, seen above, cadets applaud after Obama says, "through their competence and creativity and courage, we are poised to end our combat mission in Iraq this summer."
In the Fox News version of the video, seen above, there is no applause but rather an awkward pause... READ STORY
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FAIL FAIL FAIL ARIZONA!! The KKK thinks that Arizona is gnarly. Archie Bunker thinks that "Eeee-dit" needs to send his daughter to school in Arizona cuz "Meathead" looks like a Mexican!! Damn, I can do this all daaaaay!!
- young
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By "TAP" I mean have sex with.... Btw.
-young
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-young
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Other than fact that dude is going straight to hell, Major Lee Barnes is an idiot!! First of all your name is Major, which means that if you aren't an athlete... you have no real future... well maybe the Army. (Love to the troops)
You got shot and now you get to go hang-out with Lil Wayne, Lil Boosie and C-Murder. You kind of came up dog ;) SIKE!!!
Story:
sickcrimes.us
19-year-old Major Lee Barnes of Fort Pierce had allegedly approached the victim on the street when he was riding his bicycle (snicker…). He reportedly offered her money for sex and when she declined he pulled a gun out and told her to take off her pants.
Barnes allegedly searched her private area for money (??? not exactly where I keep my Ben Franklins) and stole her cell phone. He then ordered her to drop to her knees and blow him. The scared woman complied so as to not get shot.
Major Lee was enjoying it so much that he stuck the gun in his pocket and put his hands behind his head. BIG mistake there bud. The woman grabbed his gun and as he charged her she shot him in the leg. Barnes managed to run away and showed up later at the emergency room with some friends.
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Ok so first we had Amare Stoudemire's Mom "forgetting" that she needs to blow into a machine in order to operate a motor vehicle......really?! Drunk Mom is no bueno mane!!
Story:
NEW YORK (CBS) The mother of Phoenix Suns forward Amare Stoudemire was arrested Saturday by Scottsdale, Ariz. police for operating a motor vehicle without an ignition interlock device. The device acts as a breathalyzer and is designed to prevent people who are legally drunk from driving.
According to a police report, Carrie Stoudemire, 54, was stopped Saturday at 3:15 p.m. by an officer who noticed that her Lincoln Navigator was cruising at 60 miles per hour while straddling two lanes.
Read More Here!!
Then, because apparently someone has to get tased at every public gathering,.... we had Boston Celtic chump Marquis Daniel's STEP-Dad getting loose on security during a game. That's what happens when your STEP-son doesn't play..... you become an angry hood father that gets clowned at the barbershop. FAIL!!
Story:
WESH-TV in Orlando reports that the stepfather of Boston Celtics guard Marquis Daniels was arrested and then tasered by local police while attending the Celtics-Magic Eastern Conference Finals game of the NBA playoffs Tuesday night.
In the official arrest account, Orlando police officers responded to a “disturbance” in a seating area behind one of the baskets inside Orlando’s Amway Arena at 10:55 p.m. When officers attempted to remove Buie from his seat, he allegedly said, “I’m not going, (expletive) you.”
Beyond the charge against Buie, no other details in the police report suggest what caused the disturbance that led to Buie’s arrest. Though the report does give specifics about the alleged, repeated attempts made by police to subdue Buie, which led to him being tasered.
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Juliana Farrait-Rodriguez, the former wife of Harlem heroin kingpin Frank Lucas upon whom the movie American Gangster was based, has been arrested by the DEA for allegedly "trying to cut a cocaine deal in Puerto Rico" as reported by Jose Martinez for the Daily News.
She was busted inside an unidentified hotel after allegedly selling two kilos of coke to undercover agents for $60,000 as reported by Murray Weiss and Bruce Golding for the New York Post: "The former beauty queen -- who was called 'Eva' in the the 2007 film that starred Denzel Washington as Lucas -- had been under surveillance by the DEA ever since a deal to sell 10 kilos in New York six months ago fell through. It was unclear why the earlier deal collapsed."
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Damn, damn, damn!! Shawty is 70 and slanging Kilos? This woman makes Rick Ross look like a little bitch!! And where is Frank Lucas right now? You telling me this dude isn't pushing weight as we speak........c'mon son!!??
p.s. she was a good look back then :/
- young
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This little fella has big shoes to fill!!!
He’s little Hasan Faruq Ali, who will be playing Barry Obama in the new film “Little Obama”:
Or rather, 12-year-old Hasan Faruq Ali is struggling to play left-handed in imitation of the character he is portraying in a new Indonesian film, “Little Obama.”
READ MORE @BOSSIP.COM
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Can't wait for part 2, "Puberty Obama" and the prequel, "Joe Mama Obama".
-young
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Ok maybe not, but I have been to a "club" recently and these robots would have pulled all the "flitches" with these moves. Dudes out there better step your dance game up cuz ROBOTS are coming for your woman mane!!
- young
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It all makes sense now. Everyone knows that if your parents don't speak English as their first language, you are allowed to be a wild ass kid!!
This little BIRD is off the chain and I would totally TAP moms. REAL TALK!! I want her to call me Papi in her sleazy accent.
- young
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WATCH THE ENTIRE STORY AND LISTEN TO WHAT THIS NEWSCASTER SAYS!!!
WATCH THE ENTIRE STORY AND LISTEN TO WHAT THIS NEWSCASTER SAYS!!!
This was after a news report about a procedure to enhance the G-Spot. It cost $1200 per procedure and lasts 4-6 months. This was the response of the newscaster.
This has to be THE most awkward moment in Television history. Not since Aiden Pickering went all Samuel Jackson on Fox 11 morning news, has a pair of anchors felt so embarrassed. The chick in the middle looks like she just "shat" herself.
FAIL...... ACTUALLY NO!! I LOVE THIS GUY! MY NEW HERO!!
- young
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Ok I'm going to make this short and sweet.
The internet is going stupid, crazy with this latest rumor. According to "sources" within the Cleveland Cavs, LeBron's Mom has been getting chopped down by DELONTE WEST?!! For all my un-hood readers.... "chopped down" means gutted...er... having sex with :/? I pray that this isn't true! This dude is a mommas boy, and from one mommas boy to another... thats fucked up!!
STORY HERE:
-young
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This may come as a shock to many across the pond but here in the states I don't know one dude that wants to TAP. In fact, she could have came out as a singing transsexual free-mason that's hell bent on world annihilation through Illuminati symbolism .......Oh shit... we already have one of those. Damn you Lady Gaga, even Xtina is going goth whore ....again.
-young
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Things that make you hmmm.... I wonder how said items made their way in? I can guess how (where) they came out though. Maybe Baby slipped them into Wayne's mouth when he him goodbye. And where is that damn ipod!?
-young
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I like the concept... can't go wrong with the whole Belly/Jamaican/Weed thing. Song is so so and Drake's new album may sound like 808 and Heartbreaks 2.
- young
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We all know that I'm the first dude in the "Fuck-the-Po-lice" line but these clowns are getting wild. In South Carolina, 5 officers (including this Jabba the Hut looking nukka) have been arrested and charged with robbing drug dealers then redistributing the cocaine. Isn't this the plot of American Gangster? Obviously this dude was too busy eating a hot dog, nachos, twizzlers, sour patch kids, real kids and popcorn to see the ending.... you know, when they all get caught.
STORY:
According to published reports, ex-Sheriff E.J. Melvin was arrested on Saturday (May 1) after it was discovered that Melvin planned to arrange a traffic stop on a drug dealer to obtain possession of the drugs to redistribute. According the wiretap, which was recorded in March, Melvin planned to turn some of the cocaine into the department as evidence, but use the rest for himself.
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Here's to you getting raped. Protect and serve your ass in there mane :)
- young
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"Damn homie, in 85 you were the man homie." [50 Cent voice] OMG!! Football Hall of Famer Lawrence Taylor was arrested in a New York Hotel last night after he allegedly raped and beat a 15 year old prostitute. Details are still coming in but this story is just sad. Dude has had more second chances then Lindsay Lohan's nose and Paris Hilton's vagina...... put together!!! The visual is making me sick..... of Lindsay and Paris, not the rape. Sad day for crackheads everywhere.
- young
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WTF!!?? Seriously homie....Granny?!......GRANNY?! That must be some beat up..Blaharrrrrggh... I just threw up all over my ipad!! Like my Mom used to say...."White people are crazy!!"
STORY:
LONDON: A 72-year-old granny and her own grandson are set to have a baby, according to reports. Pearl Carter, from Indiana, is reportedly having an incestuous affair with her 26-year-old grandchild Phil Bailey, reports The Sun.
And she's now using her pension to pay $54,000 to a surrogate mother so they can have a child, say reports in New Idea magazine in New Zealand. Pearl said: "I'm not interested in anyone else's opinion. I am in love with Phil and he's in love with me. Soon I'll be holding my son or daughter in my arms and Phil will be the proud dad."
MORE HERE....
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That's a wrap?! Fuck, can I get to crafty in time to ask her to make me a to-go bag of EVERYTHING?! [True Story}
Anyway, your girl Halle Burrry and her dude, Gabriel....um.... A....Abr.....Abra.....um...ABRA CADABRA I just married Halle mutherfucking Burrrrry, have SPLIT!!!
I don't really care though? Is that ok? Should I be thinking of her one and only "boob shot" in that wack-ass Trovalta movie? Have I finally tired of the allure of Miss BURRRRY?
ANSWER: YES. Now someone tell Miranda Kerr that Orlando Bloom is banging half of Hollywood..... and that Young sent his deepest regrets. sad face.
-young
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Bullock, in her "tell all" interview with -young
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Fail x 10. Its only x10 because I am sure he is dreaming up a new way to make me throw up in my mouth by week's end.
-young
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