Wow, where the fuck have I been?! My last post was detailing Mike Vick's comeback 2 months ago, so much has happened since then. Lindsay is sober now (wink,wink), The Miami Heat almost imploded, Brett Favre's Dick sent me a text (accidentally), Courtney Love died... wait, my bad.. that was a wet dream.... Obama is fucking up....um, who cares, I'm back!!!
So get ready for another year of Hate Crime folks!! Love ya!!
4 years after his last NFL start, Michael Vick put on a show for fans and doubters alike. Vick lead the Eagles past the Detroit Lions with 284 passing yards, two touchdowns and another 37 rushing yards.
I wonder who feels worse, Eagles coach Andy Reid for not starting this guy last week or the UCLA doctors that said Lindsay didn't have a coke problem?
Glad you're back dog!! WHAT? Too soon?! WATCH VIDEO!!
At the end of the day I wish that this was true but unfortunately it's not. Racism still exist... ask Lindsay Lohan!! I mean geez.. she was obviously racially profiled and labeled as a meth and coke user because she was white and living in hollywood. NOT FAIR!!
STORY:
Black TEA PARTY Members Hold A Press Conference . . . They Claim That Racism Has ENDED IN AMERICA . . . And That REVERSE DISCRIMINATION Is A Bigger Problem!!
STATE: When the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People introduced a resolution calling on the Tea Party movement to "condemn extremist elements," I wondered what possible good it would do. How might it help liberals who felt frustrated, increasingly, that their attacks on "racism" in the new conservative movement were never taken seriously?
The resolution didn't do much for the NAACP, but it did plenty for liberals. Three weeks later, after the Shirley Sherrod mess, and after the implosion of Mark Williams, spokesman for the Sacramento-based Tea Party Express, conservatives are still bristling at the charge of Tea Party "racism." On Wednesday morning, Williams' old organization organized a two-and-a-half-hour event at the National Press Club in order to rebut the charge the best way it knew how—with a chorus line of black conservatives attacking anyone who dared call the Tea Party racist.... STATE:">READ MORE HERE
Katie Couric has fallen victim to leaked footage again.
This time, Couric is seen rehearsing for the "CBS Evening News" during the 2008 Republican National Convention and mocking the names of Sarah Palin's children.
"Where the hell do they get these names?" Couric says after mentioning Palin's youngest son, Trig, and her oldest, Track.
Jeremy London is a fucking idiot. First this dude claims to be abducted and forced to smoke drugs at gun point...LAME. I mean really, abducted and forced to do drugs...REALLY?! Heidi Montag's chin, cheeks, ass, face, arms and nose think that story is fake as shit. Well now this genius is texting friends from Celebrity Rehab (of course) that he is only doing the show for the "$$$" and wishes his twin brother Jason "would die". WOW.
Um, look Jeremy, it doesn't take a brain surgeon to realize that you and that horse you married are smoking crack on the regular. I could have gone the rest of my life not even remembering that you were in Mallrats and just assuming that it was your brother. So shut the hell up and go back to whatever downtown heroin loft you were crashing at while your Mom takes care of your emotionally ruined kid.
Jeremy London is in the middle of filming Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew but RadarOnline.com has discovered he’s just there for the money and wishes his twin brother, Jason, dead.
“I’m doing it for $$ and clearing my name,” Jeremy texted Thursday night to a family friend of his. Jeremy’s friend responds by saying, “Whew...ok. Well I was just really worried about u so I am glad u are ok. Are u going to see your mom and Jason on the show?”
“HELL NO!! They’re dead to me,” Jeremy responds. “F**k him. I hope he dies.”
Ok.... Let me get this straight. Supposedly there is a channel called Music Television that doesn't play music but gives reality shows to hobbit like creatures from a dirty place far far away called 'New Jersey'... man that place just sounds nasty! Anyway, here is one of said creatures being arrested after it drank to much sewer water from under the bridge that it calls home. I don't understand why the cops wouldn't shoot this thing? Oh wait, its not a black troll...... duh, silly me.
Seen here at the premiere of Gossip Girl co-star Chase Crawford's new movie, Twelve, Blake Lively has once again shown why Lindsay Lohan belongs in jail. Pretty sure she would look hot wearing airbrushed white jeans, a 'Free Lil Wayne' black-T, flip-flops and a Burger King crown..... or maybe thats just me projecting my hood fantasy.
Lord Have Mercy!! Ok I understand that not everyone can be a YoungKing but HOT DAMN.... this lil n*gga is straight dilusional!! Someone tell this retarded boy to take the clothes out of the cabinet before you go embarrassing yourself on youtube. Actually I would rather hear this dudes wack ass rhymes then be subjected to another Fat Joe album. REAL TALK
Enjoy!!
p.s. I haven't heard a something this bad since Charles Hamilton attempted get his crazy ass into the music industry talking about Sonic the hedgehog and rocking pink headphones. SMH
WATCH THE ENTIRE STORY AND LISTEN TO WHAT THIS NEWSCASTER SAYS!!!
This was after a news report about a procedure to enhance the G-Spot. It cost $1200 per procedure and lasts 4-6 months. This was the response of the newscaster.
This has to be THE most awkward moment in Television history. Not since Aiden Pickering went all Samuel Jackson on Fox 11 morning news, has a pair of anchors felt so embarrassed. The chick in the middle looks like she just "shat" herself.
FAIL...... ACTUALLY NO!! I LOVE THIS GUY! MY NEW HERO!!
The internet is going stupid, crazy with this latest rumor. According to "sources" within the Cleveland Cavs, LeBron's Mom has been getting chopped down by DELONTE WEST?!! For all my un-hood readers.... "chopped down" means gutted...er... having sex with :/? I pray that this isn't true! This dude is a mommas boy, and from one mommas boy to another... thats fucked up!!
"Love me or Hate me" rapper Lady Sovereign has revealed in a recent interview with gay magazine Diva, that she is a Lesbian.
This may come as a shock to many across the pond but here in the states I don't know one dude that wants to TAP. In fact, she could have came out as a singing transsexual free-mason that's hell bent on world annihilation through Illuminati symbolism .......Oh shit... we already have one of those. Damn you Lady Gaga, even Xtina is going goth whore ....again.
Authorities at Rikers Island are not happy with Lil Weezy!! The tattoo'd baby making rapper was allegedly nailed in a late night cell inspection. Correction officials found a pair of ipod head phones and charger.... But no ipod??
Things that make you hmmm.... I wonder how said items made their way in? I can guess how (where) they came out though. Maybe Baby slipped them into Wayne's mouth when he him goodbye. And where is that damn ipod!?
I like the concept... can't go wrong with the whole Belly/Jamaican/Weed thing. Song is so so and Drake's new album may sound like 808 and Heartbreaks 2.
In another attempt to extend her 15 min. of infamy, Michelle "Bombshell" McSleaze hinted to a radio station interview that she may have let Tiger hit it. LMAO!! This broad is starting to make Kat Stacks seem like a good look. Worst part about this whole deal is she has kids that will be ridiculed and picked-on for having a Mom that is willing to ruin her face with tats and take in the mouth for fame. Happy Mothers Day.
We all know that I'm the first dude in the "Fuck-the-Po-lice" line but these clowns are getting wild. In South Carolina, 5 officers (including this Jabba the Hut looking nukka) have been arrested and charged with robbing drug dealers then redistributing the cocaine. Isn't this the plot of American Gangster? Obviously this dude was too busy eating a hot dog, nachos, twizzlers, sour patch kids, real kids and popcorn to see the ending.... you know, when they all get caught.
STORY:
According to published reports, ex-Sheriff E.J. Melvin was arrested on Saturday (May 1) after it was discovered that Melvin planned to arrange a traffic stop on a drug dealer to obtain possession of the drugs to redistribute. According the wiretap, which was recorded in March, Melvin planned to turn some of the cocaine into the department as evidence, but use the rest for himself.
"Damn homie, in 85 you were the man homie." [50 Cent voice] OMG!! Football Hall of Famer Lawrence Taylor was arrested in a New York Hotel last night after he allegedly raped and beat a 15 year old prostitute. Details are still coming in but this story is just sad. Dude has had more second chances then Lindsay Lohan's nose and Paris Hilton's vagina...... put together!!! The visual is making me sick..... of Lindsay and Paris, not the rape. Sad day for crackheads everywhere.
WTF!!?? Seriously homie....Granny?!......GRANNY?! That must be some beat up..Blaharrrrrggh... I just threw up all over my ipad!! Like my Mom used to say...."White people are crazy!!"
STORY:
LONDON: A 72-year-old granny and her own grandson are set to have a baby, according to reports. Pearl Carter, from Indiana, is reportedly having an incestuous affair with her 26-year-old grandchild Phil Bailey, reports The Sun.
And she's now using her pension to pay $54,000 to a surrogate mother so they can have a child, say reports in New Idea magazine in New Zealand. Pearl said: "I'm not interested in anyone else's opinion. I am in love with Phil and he's in love with me. Soon I'll be holding my son or daughter in my arms and Phil will be the proud dad."
That's a wrap?! Fuck, can I get to crafty in time to ask her to make me a to-go bag of EVERYTHING?! [True Story}
Anyway, your girl Halle Burrry and her dude, Gabriel....um.... A....Abr.....Abra.....um...ABRA CADABRA I just married Halle mutherfucking Burrrrry, have SPLIT!!!
I don't really care though? Is that ok? Should I be thinking of her one and only "boob shot" in that wack-ass Trovalta movie? Have I finally tired of the allure of Miss BURRRRY?
ANSWER: YES. Now someone tell Miranda Kerr that Orlando Bloom is banging half of Hollywood..... and that Young sent his deepest regrets. sad face.
In an obvious attempt to distance herself from the white trash hillbilly Nazi that she married 5 years ago, Sandra Bullock has adopted a black baby. <Crowd cheers!!>
Bullock, in her "tell all" interview with People magazine basically said that she is going to make this poor future confused child into a Jew.... By relieving him of his foreskin of course. What the fuck is wrong with YOU people?! By "YOU" I mean Single White Females.
Seriously, someone get this motherfucker off of the internet. If I was his kid I would do blow like most people drink water.... Or like Linsday does blow.
Fail x 10. Its only x10 because I am sure he is dreaming up a new way to make me throw up in my mouth by week's end.