According to our diligent frien-emies at TMZ, HEIDI HAS LEFT SPENCER!! < cue horrified gasp!! > In what has become the 2nd biggest story of the day (some guy named Gary Coleman died), Heidi is reportedly fed up with all the bad press that Spencer is blah blah blah blah...... barf blah barf.

Seriously? Seriously? Is this what my life has become? Spencer, dude... bro, we need to have a chat. Instead of being a fucking weirdo who stockpiles guns and has a live-in Marine, why don't you bail on "Chin-derella" and do like Brody and post at the club everynight?. It's sooooooo simple. Hell you can keep all the guns too!

Just wasted 2 minutes of my life and I can't ever get them back. F-U Speidi !!

- young