That's a wrap?! Fuck, can I get to crafty in time to ask her to make me a to-go bag of EVERYTHING?! [True Story}

Anyway, your girl Halle Burrry and her dude, Gabriel....um.... A....Abr.....Abra.....um...ABRA CADABRA I just married Halle mutherfucking Burrrrry, have SPLIT!!!

I don't really care though? Is that ok? Should I be thinking of her one and only "boob shot" in that wack-ass Trovalta movie? Have I finally tired of the allure of Miss BURRRRY?

ANSWER: YES. Now someone tell Miranda Kerr that Orlando Bloom is banging half of Hollywood..... and that Young sent his deepest regrets. sad face.

-young