Kelly: Dad what makes men cheat on women?
Al: Women!
Kelly: Why?
Al: Because women respect men that cheat. That's why your mother doesn't respect me.
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Al Bundy, you sir are spot on. Spot fucking on!
-young
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And that's pretty much all I remember! I think there was an after party too but who knows? I'm tired!!!
UPDATE: shout out to my other favorite DJ Eric C.!! Great seeing you.
-young
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After a solid "workout" this morning I decided to embark on a death-defying mission rarely attempted by a man of my social status: To find my local library!! Now many (if not all) of you may be asking yourself, "what the heck is a library and what do they have there?". Well have no fear boys and girls, I have cracked the case!! Apparently you can get this thing that they call a "library card", and with this magical card (which is free by the way) you can pick out books that you want to read and take them home with you!? They even have DVD's, magazines and books on cd, its insane. Even minorities can partake and if you play your cards right there might even be a cute chick looking for a self-help book or season 2 of Sex in the City.
So if you have absolutely nothing to do in the next few days, or are just unemployed, check out your local public library.. It might be fun!
So if you have absolutely nothing to do in the next few days, or are just unemployed, check out your local public library.. It might be fun!
-young
Update: They have free wi-fi internet too!! F-U Starbucks!
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In a recent article on MSN.com, NBC's Norah O'Donnell wrote, "Palin continues to have a huge political following. As of noon today, she has 464,000 friends on Facebook.com."
- Ok so now if you are pushing 1/2 a million friends on Facebook you are automatically considered for the 2012 Presidental race!? Is this chick for real?? Lil' Wayne has 1.3 million fans and i guarantee that mufucka's not qualified. Someone needs to tell Norah to get off her ass and find a real story......... or make up a better one.
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Hill!! "Sleeping in my bed/ messing with my head"
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In what seems to be a last ditch attempt to get a new job, disgraced Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich is currently all over the media and he is doing major work!!
This guy is caught on tape talking mad shit and basically putting people on notice that Barack Obama's vacant Sentate Seat was up for sale. Now Gov. Rod Blagojevich is talking to everyone from Larry King to the crazy broads on the The View. After referencing MLK, Ghandi and Nelson Mandela, Blagojevich want as far say that he considering giving the Senate seat to Oprah Winfrey!?
Honestly what the hell is up with people thinking Oprah Winfrey is soooooo fucking powerful?? Really?? Really?
Sorry Mom and every other woman in America........ I just don't get it.
-young
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Recently my little sister "Toto" stopped by the crib to visit and came baring gifts.... 2 bottles of Obama Water. Now I am not going to speculate on what mind altering, pre-rapture ingredients this water may or may not contain, but I will say that this shit is OFF THE CHAIN. It taste like regular water only its more articulate and smooth..... weird?
Update:
I am going to only drink Obama Water (and maybe a few beers) for the next week and report back with my findings.
-young
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Ok I have seen this commercial like once, yet for some reason I can't stop saying the name.....Sham Wow!! What the fuck. Have the makers of Head On,(apply directly to your forehead) and that one dude with the thick black beard that yells all the time, secretly invented the best brainwashing infomercial ever?!
Update: Sham Wow Sham Wow Sham Wow Sham Wow Sham Wow Sham Wow
Ok I'm done. Sorry
-young
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::The opinions expressed in this blog are those of random TMZ.com readers and not of youngking, youngkingtv, JuiceUnit or any of it's employees. These comments were in response to a recent article detailing the apparent jacking of Dane Cook by his own brother!! Read Article
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From TMZ.com:
-WHO IN THE HELL IS DANE COOK AND WHAT AN IGNORANT FOOL!
Posted at 7:03PM on Dec 30th 2008 by NIKKI
-i honestly dont believe dane cook has millions. if he does, they SHOULD be stolen. he's a tool and he stole 2 hours of my life that i'll never get back with his jackass special. he should be in jail instead
Posted at 9:42PM on Dec 30th 2008 by bill w
-In High School we called him, Darryl ''MADOFF" McCaulley....
Posted at 8:16PM on Dec 30th 2008 by topwaiter
-What I find most shocking is that Dane Cook makes millions!
Posted at 8:36PM on Dec 30th 2008 by L
-DANE COOK SUCKS!! He is giant bag of used douche
Posted at 11:54AM on Dec 31st 2008 by tacoluv
-not as bad as your own mom stealing your government stimulous and refund check.. depositing it into a joint account then transfering the funds to her own account..
thanks mom.
Posted at 3:14PM on Dec 31st 2008 by daddyslilsquirt
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WOW.... The internet is fucked up!! Tina Fey was right......... "Dianefan, you can suck it!!"
-young
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