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Matthew Fox CHEATED!! Um....C'mon son!?

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In news that comes to the shock of.. No one with eyes... Matthew Fox has allegedly been cheating on this!! By "this" I mean his haggard ass wife. Wait.. Before you get all "beauty comes from within" on me, please take this into consideration: She's not cute and he's the star of LOST. Mr. Fox, I have declared by the power vested in me that you sir get a Free Pass!! See Tiger, this is what real men do. Not the opposite!

-young

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Ken Paves you sneaky BASTARD!

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I knew the whole "gay friend" thing worked!! I bet this motherfucker doesn't even know how to cut hair... Come to think of it, I walked by your wack tree house looking salon and you were nowhere in sight!! This makes perfect sense... I feel lied to!

-young

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Dan Black ft. Kid Cudi - Symphonies Remix

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OH NO HE DIDN'T!! Jim Cramer says "Illuminati is Not that Bad"

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Has this dude ever made anyone other than himself MONEY?! Check out about 3:00 into this rant for the Bavarian Illuminati reference. It seems that more and more people are now not only willing to acknowledge the existence of the Illuminati, but willing to align themselves with the notoriously secret society.

Something is up!! Keep your eyes open people!!

-young

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"Payroll" from AMERICAN PIMP calls ICE T a Fake Pimp!! LMAO

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Payroll the pimp from the classic documentary "American Pimp" decides to give Ice-T and Coco a piece of his ....... mind :/
Damn mane, this dude lays down the game like Kareem in the lane. Spitting that junk like a monk in the trunk. THIS IS WHY I AM NOT A PIMP!! My pimp talk needs some work.

-young

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Not all of Tigers Ho's are ugly... Jaimee Grubbs still is though.

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TMZ.com reported that nearby Club 23 even has a private section known as "The Tiger Room" because Woods spent so many nights there.

Reports of Woods' close-to-home dalliances come amid reports Sunday that he also hooked up with an Orlando waitress, Mindy Lawton, in a church parking lot and even his home while his then-pregnant wife was out of town.

She told London's News of the World that he "wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had sex."

Other reports linked Woods to 36-year-old blond porn star Holly Sampson. Britain's Daily Mail reported that the Los Angeles hottie - star of such recent adult films as "OMG, Stop Tickling Me" and "Flying Solo 2" - is "not denying she bedded Tiger."

"She has no comment on the matter," Sampson's Denver-based lawyer Andrew Contiguglia told The News.

If true, Sampson would be lucky No. 7 on the list of purported Woods' bedmates, which includes hot-bodied blonds and brunettes with an average age of 30.

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I bet Tiger released the names of all these bitches to make up for the first 2. Jaimme Grubbs looks like absolute shit, while that Uchitel broad looks like she was in 9-11 with that face not her dude. Ouch.

But now we find out about the hot hooters chick and the blonde porn star....
So Tiger I would personally like to say, GREAT RECOVERY!!" You were landed in the rough, hit a fade into the bunker and were still able to make par.... YOU DA MAN!!!

UPDATE: INSIDE INFO SAYS THAT THERE IS AT LEAST ONE MORE "SNAGGLE TOOTH BROAD WHO's GRILL LOOKS LIKE THE BLADES FROM A SLAPCHOP"....LOL sources word, NOT MINE!!

- young

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Model wife attacks Tiger!! Pulls a reverse Chris Brown!

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[TMZ] Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.

Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.
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Tiger Woods got SLAPPED? If I had a dollar for every time a model slapped me, I would have 3 dollars and 50 cents...(one girl was just tall). Looks like you did the right thing though Tiger, if you would have come anywhere near this broads grill she would have had you on Larry King looking like Michael Vick.

-young

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Sosa: Cream has bleached skin. Dudes ashamed to be BLACK?!

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[ESPN.com] ORLANDO -- Sammy Sosa says he is not trying to look like the late Michael Jackson, nor is he suffering from a skin infection. "It's a bleaching cream that I apply before going to bed and whitens my skin some," said the former slugger during the "Primer Impacto" program at the Univision Spanish network. "It's a cream that I have, that I use to soften [my skin], but has bleached me some. I'm not a racist, I live my life happily," said a smiling Sosa during the interview.

Rebecca Polihronis, a former Chicago Cubs employee who keeps in touch with Sosa, said in a Chicago Tribune interview that Sosa had undergone a skin rejuvenation treatment, something very common among women.

"What happened was that I had been using the cream for a long time and that, combined with the bright TV lights, made my face look whiter than it really is. I don't think I look like Michael Jackson," Sosa said.

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WHY WHY WHY?! And to throw an MJ under the skin cream bus? That's just wrong homie, and seriously what kind of dude is so obsessed with his appearance that he would bleach it every night before bed? I mean duh, everyone knows that you are supposed to exfoliate before bed, then apply an avocado and chocolate mud mask and fresh cucumber slices to your eye lids...... and then apply the bleach!! What a moron. But from the looks of it, "skin cream has been berrrrry berrrrrry good" to you Sammy!


-young."

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GO F*CK YOURSELF...........OOPS TOO LATE!!

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First she tells Perez Hilton that he's a disgusting, embarrassing nub of a homosexual [I may have added a few words in there], then she gets all religious right and tries to denounce pornography (which I personally take offense to). Now Carrie Prejean has a sextape where she is allegedly Banging Herself?! There are a bunch of women out there who run their mouths i.e. Elizabeth Hasslebeck, Anne Coultier, my ex-girlfriend.... and I would never want to see a sextape of them..NEVER!!! BUT THIS ONE I HAVE TO SEE!! This broad is not only a hot blonde with a nice pair of "bolt-ons" but she is also an idiot.... what more can a man want?


- young

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From the 'Other Woman'... to the 'Other Other Woman'

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Eddie Cibrian is not only a cheater (allegedly) but apparently he is also an idiot as well. This asshole left his wife and kids for Leann Rhimes aka Mediocredotcom, and is now cheating on the chick he was caught cheating with.......... with his ex!! According to Life & Style Eddie has been seen sneaking in and out of ex-girlfriends Scheana Maria Jancan.

Leann can't say shit but of course as soon as she hears this shit she is gonna flip! Sounds a little something like this..."How dare you break our sacred oath.... um wait, that was the oath you broke with your wife....... well you know what I mean dickhead!!!"

Maybe he just likes wack p*ssy?

*Plies - "BECKY" its a song look it up and then read this post again.

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Malibu Burglary Bunch NABBED!!

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These kids are wild. Rachel Lee, Diana Tamayo, Courtney Ames and Alexis Neirs have joined Nick Prugo in being charged with a string of celebrity burglaries. Having already hit the homes of Lindsay "I can't feel my face" Lohan, Audrina "Look at these bolt-ons" Patridge and a slew of others, the group is now being linked to the heist at Orlando Bloom crib. According to TMZ, Nick's laptop contains research material such as pictures of stolen items from google and even a map detailing the location of homes hit.

I can only shake my head and offer a bit of advice: Just because it's ok for all of you young'ns to be up in the club, doing lines and chilling with suedo celebs, doesn't mean its cool to then ROB THEM!! There is one question I have for all of you though..... How much CHIRP did Lindsey have in her safe? If I was a betting man I would say at least an 8ball.

- young

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