In news that comes to the shock of.. No one with eyes... Matthew Fox has allegedly been cheating on this!! By "this" I mean his haggard ass wife. Wait.. Before you get all "beauty comes from within" on me, please take this into consideration: She's not cute and he's the star of LOST. Mr. Fox, I have declared by the power vested in me that you sir get a Free Pass!! See Tiger, this is what real men do. Not the opposite!

-young

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