In another attempt to make me feel bad for enabling her in 2002, Lindsey "lil chirp" Lohan was photo'd taking a header into a aloe vera plant. From this picture its obviously that Lindsey was actually attempting to use the medicinal quality from the native american healing plant to heal her wound from falling the night before... Duh!!
-young
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BOSTON — Avatars and Mad Hatters are already performing before American audiences in 3-D, and Shrek is coming soon. Now, a national Catholic television network is throwing priests into the mix.
CatholicTV debuted 3-D programs Tuesday in an effort to reach younger people and to make the faith message more vivid. The network posted several 3-D shows on the Internet, released its monthly magazine in 3-D – complete with glasses – and said it will eventually broadcast some programs in 3-D.
CatholicTV's director, the Rev. Robert Reed, said he'd been planning to introduce 3-D well before the success of James Cameron's movie "Avatar" or the 3-D "Alice in Wonderland.".... [READ MORE HERE]
Remember when Nightmare on Elm Street 5 - Freddy's Dead came out and that shit was in 3-D? Yeah..... this is waaaaaay scarier!! Its embarrassing enough to be molested by some nasty old white dude, but now I have to wear these ugly ass glasses too?! FAIL!!
UM.... Earlier this week Mickey Rourke took time away from using Jack Daniels instead of milk in his morning cereal, to spout this glowing endorsment of Ms. Fox: "She doesn't drink or do drugs. People say bad stuff about her and how she can't act but they only say that because she's beautiful. She's the most talented actress I've worked with. When she cries in a scene, I get emotional."
Well Mickey, after seeing this sneak peak of her Harpers Bazaar photoshoot..... I agree 100%!! MEGAN FOX IS THE GREATEST ACTRESS OF ALL TIME........ FROM BEHIND!! GIGGIDDY, GIGGIDDY, GOO!!
Actor Corey Haim died this morning of an apparent overdose -- possibly accidental -- according to LAPD. He was 38. Police tell us they were called to St. Joseph's hospital in Burbank, CA shortly before 4AM PT to investigate. Haim shot to fame in the 80s -- when he co-starred in a number of films, including "The Lost Boys," with Corey Feldman. Haim reportedly suffered a drug-induced stroke in 2001 and was rushed to the UCLA Medical Center. Haim also reportedly was in and out of rehab 15 times, but cleaned up in 2004 after moving to Toronto. ------------------
I wonder if Lindsey Lohan has smoked her blackberry yet?... If not some one send her a link... And quick!! While you're at it cc' your local "former child actor" and their fucked up parents too. This story makes my jaw hurt... RIP Lucas.
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Because the world has already forgotten about Haiti, the guys at Funny or Die have decided to give us a new reason to feel sad. Sad that we are still fascinated with trainwrecks (see Courtney Love below) and fame whores. In what may just be the worst decision ever, Ron Howard directed this Heidi Montag skit about plastic surgery..... how original.
I will go back to not caring and making money from skill & talent. Where's my happy pills?!
When Courtney Love isn't smoking crack out of a lightbulb, or embarrassing her daughter on Twitter, she apparently likes to dress up like "White Trash Jesus" and scare the shit of Italians. Como se dice HOT ASS MESS in Italiano?? I don't even know this broad and after seeing this disaster I have officially filed a restraining order against her face!!
In news that comes to the shock of.. No one with eyes... Matthew Fox has allegedly been cheating on this!! By "this" I mean his haggard ass wife. Wait.. Before you get all "beauty comes from within" on me, please take this into consideration: She's not cute and he's the star of LOST. Mr. Fox, I have declared by the power vested in me that you sir get a Free Pass!! See Tiger, this is what real men do. Not the opposite!
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I knew the whole "gay friend" thing worked!! I bet this motherfucker doesn't even know how to cut hair... Come to think of it, I walked by your wack tree house looking salon and you were nowhere in sight!! This makes perfect sense... I feel lied to!
-young
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Has this dude ever made anyone other than himself MONEY?! Check out about 3:00 into this rant for the Bavarian Illuminati reference. It seems that more and more people are now not only willing to acknowledge the existence of the Illuminati, but willing to align themselves with the notoriously secret society.
