Because the world has already forgotten about Haiti, the guys at Funny or Die have decided to give us a new reason to feel sad. Sad that we are still fascinated with trainwrecks (see Courtney Love below) and fame whores. In what may just be the worst decision ever, Ron Howard directed this Heidi Montag skit about plastic surgery..... how original.

I will go back to not caring and making money from skill & talent. Where's my happy pills?!

-young