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SPORTS ILLUSTRATED is relevant... for the next week.

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Irina Shayk (whoever that is) is this years recipient of the S.I. Swimsuit Edition cover. Irina can now bask in the fantastic realization that truckers, Fed-Ex/UPS drivers, and pre/post pubescent teenage boys will give up their free online porn addiction for the next few days to purchase what equates to "jack-off" material.

If they were smart they would wait a few days until the images are all online. That way they can make a powerpoint slideshow presentation using their favorite pics, which would make for a way more convenient 'hands-free' experience.

JUST SAYIN'

UPDATE: Jergens lotion stock has risen by 47% in the last 24 hours..... curious.

-young

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