The Stars, bad jokes, f-bombs and jew homies were out in full force at last nights Oscars. James Franco and Anne Hathaway did their best to make it a very forgettable evening but I found a few gems tucked deep in Mila Kunis's tight-little-boobie-dress...... REDEMPTION!!


James Franco always looks strung out..right?!

Justin banging Mila rumors aren't going away (Damn you Timberlake.. leave some vagina for the rest of us, GUY!!)


Emma Roberts is dating a gay dude. (allegedly...not that there is anything wrong with that.)


Russell Brand actually said something insightful and intelligent. WHO KNEW?!

Happy Monday Ya'll [in my Brintey holding-a-soda-with-the-label-pointed-directly-at-the-camera voice]

-young