One day after Robert Shapiro got a cocaine contact high and quit on her, "Lil Chirp" is finally headed to the slammer. Like Paris Hilton before her, Lyndsay will probably only do 20 something days but what the fuck are her coked out gay minions gonna do? Oh yeah.... There is still her sister..... and from what I saw at Lohan's recent BDAY party," Little Lil Chirp" is a bump away from flashing side boob, demanding free shit and getting all retarded on twitter. Hey Dina, put down the breakfast cocktail and listen up: YOU HAVE FAILED AS A MOTHER.

See you in a few days Lilo. BTW You can make booze in jail by burying an orange in the yard and letting it post for a few days. I still care ;)


-young