Here is another example of why New Yorkers are uptight cunts. Friend to YKTV Angel McCord took time away from not-calling-me to give lil sis AnnaLynne a smooch. Of course she kissed her because I sent a "kiss your sister for me" telepathic skype message to Malibu.
Oh and NY hater: While you are rocking full length pea coats and wack ass scarfs, we are at the beach......I'm on a Boat Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyatch!!
[Huffington Post] Each year, Playboy Magazine ranks its top ten party schools based on criteria that includes a "bikini index." The University of Texas took 2010's top spot -- Playboy writes: "When you add up academics, the weather, the liberal atmosphere, South by Southwest, game day and the nightlife on Sixth Street, UT Austin is one heck of a school."
It looks like Lindsay Lohan is going to be back on the BIG SCREEN... as opposed to back on the curb (she is saving that for the after party). 20 bucks says she plays a hooker!!
Twentieth Century Fox and Robert Rodriquez will wield their machetes over Labor Day weekend. Studio has set Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis' "Machete" for release in theaters on Sept. 3. Pic is based on Rodriguez's fake trailer for "Grindhouse."
Rodriguez and Maniquis co-directed the film from Rodriquez's script.
"Machete" stars Danny Trejo as a blade-wielding Mexican ex-Federale who is double-crossed by a crooked politician. Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriquez and Lindsay Lohan also star. READ MORE @ Variety
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I can't wait, I think strictly based on her fucked up behavior over the last month, this movie has the potential to be great!! Ok I'm lying, I wont see it..... but thats only because I think Jessica Alba is a hack and Michelle Rodriquez is a DJ.
From the sick mind of Inglorious Bastard's Eli Roth, The Rotten Fruit are the best fruit band since the California raisins. If this every gets made into a live action version I can see Russell Brands nasty euro ass up in therrrrrrr!!
Off the Cabin Fever DVD. Shout to Jimmy Debelo..... CLASSIC! ENJOY!!
NYTIMES.com : Is there an art-world equivalent of crying wolf? If so, Banksy has probably done it. Banksy, the pseudonymous British street artist, has built his reputation on stunts — like inserting his own work among the masters’ in museums — that taunted the market in which his pieces sold for millions. But with his latest project, the documentary “Exit Through the Gift Shop,” he is laboring to convince audiences that he’s playing it straight.
Here is my gift to you this Tuesday!! Music should be shared, especially when it talks about drugs and guns. Gucci Mane has made quite a leap over the past 5 years.... to bad he has to see his success through prison bars due to a probation violation.Homie is locked up for a whole year (burrrr!!) Free Gucci!! lol So sit back and enjoy hood music at it's finest.... I present to you: The Burrrprint 2
[Huffington Post] In her next move, Sarah Palin is teaming up with The Discovery Company's TLC for a new series, "Sarah Palin's Alaska," which will take a documentary tour of her home state. We find it ironic that the notorious anti-environmentalist will be given a platform by one TV's biggest nature-driven companies, which owns networks such as Discovery, Animal Planet and Planet Green. In that vein, we're taking a look at some of Palin's biggest anti-environmental stances and contrasting them with the decidedly environmentally-friendly programming put on by The Discovery Company.
I will not fault Discovery Channel for this one..... it is obviously smart TV to have the show revolve around the exploits of idiots... [See "Hills", Jersey Shore", "Kardashians" and American Idol]. In this case my beef is with the hundreds and thousands of backwood, closet (and not so closet) racist and all around dumb asses that are going to make this show a success. How can a show like Arrested Development gets canceled because middle America has the sense of humor of a Klansman, yet a supposed politician who has to write her speaking points on her hand gets her own show on DISCOVERY CHANNEL?! EPIC FAIL!!
Tell my Mom I love her :( [Insert me hanging myself with an American flag]
In another attempt to make me feel bad for enabling her in 2002, Lindsey "lil chirp" Lohan was photo'd taking a header into a aloe vera plant. From this picture its obviously that Lindsey was actually attempting to use the medicinal quality from the native american healing plant to heal her wound from falling the night before... Duh!!
-young
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BOSTON — Avatars and Mad Hatters are already performing before American audiences in 3-D, and Shrek is coming soon. Now, a national Catholic television network is throwing priests into the mix.
CatholicTV debuted 3-D programs Tuesday in an effort to reach younger people and to make the faith message more vivid. The network posted several 3-D shows on the Internet, released its monthly magazine in 3-D – complete with glasses – and said it will eventually broadcast some programs in 3-D.
CatholicTV's director, the Rev. Robert Reed, said he'd been planning to introduce 3-D well before the success of James Cameron's movie "Avatar" or the 3-D "Alice in Wonderland.".... [READ MORE HERE]
Remember when Nightmare on Elm Street 5 - Freddy's Dead came out and that shit was in 3-D? Yeah..... this is waaaaaay scarier!! Its embarrassing enough to be molested by some nasty old white dude, but now I have to wear these ugly ass glasses too?! FAIL!!
