COMO SE DICE: "YOU ARE OFFICIALLY A CHILD" IN ESPANOL. Chris Brown is 12 years old and obviously unable to handle being held accountable for punching Rihanna in the face like 3 hundred times. Career SUICIDE is way better than Nuclear Disaster and devastation in Japan. Right?! HOORAY FOR DISTRACTIONS!! Now can I go back to eating this glowing apple and drinking radioactive iced tea?

Chris "fuck the past" Brown exploded in rage behind the scenes at "Good Morning America" this morning ... smashing a window and storming out without a shirt ... sources tell TMZ ... and it was triggered by on-air questions about the Rihanna incident. MORE AT TMZ