That's a wrap?! Fuck, can I get to crafty in time to ask her to make me a to-go bag of EVERYTHING?! [True Story}
Anyway, your girl Halle Burrry and her dude, Gabriel....um.... A....Abr.....Abra.....um...ABRA CADABRA I just married Halle mutherfucking Burrrrry, have SPLIT!!!
I don't really care though? Is that ok? Should I be thinking of her one and only "boob shot" in that wack-ass Trovalta movie? Have I finally tired of the allure of Miss BURRRRY?
ANSWER: YES. Now someone tell Miranda Kerr that Orlando Bloom is banging half of Hollywood..... and that Young sent his deepest regrets. sad face.
In an obvious attempt to distance herself from the white trash hillbilly Nazi that she married 5 years ago, Sandra Bullock has adopted a black baby. <Crowd cheers!!>
Bullock, in her "tell all" interview with People magazine basically said that she is going to make this poor future confused child into a Jew.... By relieving him of his foreskin of course. What the fuck is wrong with YOU people?! By "YOU" I mean Single White Females.
Seriously, someone get this motherfucker off of the internet. If I was his kid I would do blow like most people drink water.... Or like Linsday does blow.
Fail x 10. Its only x10 because I am sure he is dreaming up a new way to make me throw up in my mouth by week's end.
This is probably not what Jamie Foxx had in mind :/ Funny thing is, I want some Banana Gin now. Making booze at the crib has always been a dream of mine..... I mean, that and fighting crime in the streets of LA in a sick ass Spider-Man costume.
-young
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STORY:
Health officials in Uganda have estimated that 80 people have recently died from drinking homemade banana gin laced with methanol, according to BBC News.
Although the Uganda drink banana gin known as “Waragi” has always been popular, it has recently become one of the worst epidemics Uganda has ever dealt with. The deaths have occurred over the past three weeks in the south-western Kabale district, and authorities are now conducting door to door searches for the gin. MORE
Amazing. I was hoping that this would be the affect of a packaged "artist" like Nicki Minaj. Young ladies shouldn't have to be force-fed garbage and told that its ok to dress/act like a ho. [rant over]
This was a recent rant that was brought to my attention. I haven't actually read it, but due to the source, I am positive it says some stupid ass shit. ENJOY THE DESTRUCTION OF HUMANITY.
Way funnier than youtube classics, "turtle doing the Beyonce single ladies dance" or the "baby panda doing star wars" . Can't wait for the "OMG cat hears about Sandra Bullock's Nazi husband".
Here is another example of why New Yorkers are uptight cunts. Friend to YKTV Angel McCord took time away from not-calling-me to give lil sis AnnaLynne a smooch. Of course she kissed her because I sent a "kiss your sister for me" telepathic skype message to Malibu.
Oh and NY hater: While you are rocking full length pea coats and wack ass scarfs, we are at the beach......I'm on a Boat Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyatch!!
[Huffington Post] Each year, Playboy Magazine ranks its top ten party schools based on criteria that includes a "bikini index." The University of Texas took 2010's top spot -- Playboy writes: "When you add up academics, the weather, the liberal atmosphere, South by Southwest, game day and the nightlife on Sixth Street, UT Austin is one heck of a school."
It looks like Lindsay Lohan is going to be back on the BIG SCREEN... as opposed to back on the curb (she is saving that for the after party). 20 bucks says she plays a hooker!!
Twentieth Century Fox and Robert Rodriquez will wield their machetes over Labor Day weekend. Studio has set Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis' "Machete" for release in theaters on Sept. 3. Pic is based on Rodriguez's fake trailer for "Grindhouse."
Rodriguez and Maniquis co-directed the film from Rodriquez's script.
"Machete" stars Danny Trejo as a blade-wielding Mexican ex-Federale who is double-crossed by a crooked politician. Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriquez and Lindsay Lohan also star. READ MORE @ Variety
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I can't wait, I think strictly based on her fucked up behavior over the last month, this movie has the potential to be great!! Ok I'm lying, I wont see it..... but thats only because I think Jessica Alba is a hack and Michelle Rodriquez is a DJ.
From the sick mind of Inglorious Bastard's Eli Roth, The Rotten Fruit are the best fruit band since the California raisins. If this every gets made into a live action version I can see Russell Brands nasty euro ass up in therrrrrrr!!
Off the Cabin Fever DVD. Shout to Jimmy Debelo..... CLASSIC! ENJOY!!
NYTIMES.com : Is there an art-world equivalent of crying wolf? If so, Banksy has probably done it. Banksy, the pseudonymous British street artist, has built his reputation on stunts — like inserting his own work among the masters’ in museums — that taunted the market in which his pieces sold for millions. But with his latest project, the documentary “Exit Through the Gift Shop,” he is laboring to convince audiences that he’s playing it straight.
Here is my gift to you this Tuesday!! Music should be shared, especially when it talks about drugs and guns. Gucci Mane has made quite a leap over the past 5 years.... to bad he has to see his success through prison bars due to a probation violation.Homie is locked up for a whole year (burrrr!!) Free Gucci!! lol So sit back and enjoy hood music at it's finest.... I present to you: The Burrrprint 2
