Michael Knight: "Kitt, I need you to pick me up a twelver of corona and a bottle of Jack... ASAP!!"
KITT: "Michael, I think you have a problem! I'm calling Devon!!"

David Hasselhoff was rushed to the hospital due to alcohol poisoning on Saturday (May 2) when his 16-year-old daughter, Hayley, discovered the actor unconscious and on the floor of his home in Encino, Calif.

According to RadarOnline, Hayley then called David’s estranged ex-wife, actress Pamela Bach, who drove him to Cedars-Sinai for treatment.

So sad, get well you crazy German superstar!!

- young