"oh hey remember me?! Um... it's Audrina, like ya know, from The Hills. The Hills, on MTV! MTV is a cable channel that used to be all about music but now only revolves around the insignificant lives of random unattractive rich kids and their stupid ugly friends.... like L.C. and me. Doesn't ring a bell? Well I'm just gonna stand here and attempt to hypnotize you with my bad boob job...... you are getting sleeeppy."

- young