In sad news, Hollywood Legend (and super weird guy) Dennis Hopper past away today after a losing battle with Chuck Norris...er... I mean cancer. Sorry got Chuck on the brain.
Hopper starred in epic films like Rebel without a Cause, Easy Rider, Apocalypse Now and even directed the acclaimed 1988 movie Colors (sean penn as "pac-man).
You will be missed.
-young
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This weekend is going to be filled with booze, bikinis and music!! So download the hottest mixtapes and enjoy the 7 hour drive to Vegas ;) Happy Memorial Weekend!!
BTW KEYS IS THE NEXT BIG THING!! THAT MIXTAPE IS NO JOKE!! Follow Her: @keys_theproblem
According to our diligent frien-emies at TMZ, HEIDI HAS LEFT SPENCER!! < cue horrified gasp!! > In what has become the 2nd biggest story of the day (some guy named Gary Coleman died), Heidi is reportedly fed up with all the bad press that Spencer is blah blah blah blah...... barf blah barf.
Seriously? Seriously? Is this what my life has become? Spencer, dude... bro, we need to have a chat. Instead of being a fucking weirdo who stockpiles guns and has a live-in Marine, why don't you bail on "Chin-derella" and do like Brody and post at the club everynight?. It's sooooooo simple. Hell you can keep all the guns too!
Just wasted 2 minutes of my life and I can't ever get them back. F-U Speidi !!
This is exactly why I only use my computer for productive things like blogging and porn researching (I am writing a screenplay about a porn star who goes rogue... I swear). The news on gossip sites is more reliable then the shit that your racist Dad gets wasted to before beating you with a "switch". FOX FAIL!!
STORY:
Fox News video of President Obama's speech this weekend at West Point omits cadets' applause after the President discussed ending the Iraq War.
In the official video, seen above, cadets applaud after Obama says, "through their competence and creativity and courage, we are poised to end our combat mission in Iraq this summer."
In the Fox News version of the video, seen above, there is no applause but rather an awkward pause... READ STORY
FAIL FAIL FAIL ARIZONA!! The KKK thinks that Arizona is gnarly. Archie Bunker thinks that "Eeee-dit" needs to send his daughter to school in Arizona cuz "Meathead" looks like a Mexican!! Damn, I can do this all daaaaay!!
Over the past 10 years I have grown as a man and have come to the realization that I have to be accountable for my actions... Especially when I'm wrong. So Jen, if I can call you Jen? I'm sorry!! I know I said your chin could kill Reese Witherspoon's chin in a celebrity death match and I may have compared your face to famous horses like Secretariat and Mr. Ed in the past... but I take it all back!! After seeing this picture I am now sure of only one thing ...... I'd TAP!!
Ok, so if "Ice Age 2" killed Britney Murphy, then who killed Simon Monjack!? TMZ says it was drugs but I think it was "Madascgar 3", in the bedroom with a wrench... Either that or "Toy Story 2" in the attic with a candle stick. Bingo!!!
Other than fact that dude is going straight to hell, Major Lee Barnes is an idiot!! First of all your name is Major, which means that if you aren't an athlete... you have no real future... well maybe the Army. (Love to the troops)
You got shot and now you get to go hang-out with Lil Wayne, Lil Boosie and C-Murder. You kind of came up dog ;) SIKE!!!
19-year-old Major Lee Barnes of Fort Pierce had allegedly approached the victim on the street when he was riding his bicycle (snicker…). He reportedly offered her money for sex and when she declined he pulled a gun out and told her to take off her pants.
Barnes allegedly searched her private area for money (??? not exactly where I keep my Ben Franklins) and stole her cell phone. He then ordered her to drop to her knees and blow him. The scared woman complied so as to not get shot.
Major Lee was enjoying it so much that he stuck the gun in his pocket and put his hands behind his head. BIG mistake there bud. The woman grabbed his gun and as he charged her she shot him in the leg. Barnes managed to run away and showed up later at the emergency room with some friends.
Ok so first we had Amare Stoudemire's Mom "forgetting" that she needs to blow into a machine in order to operate a motor vehicle......really?! Drunk Mom is no bueno mane!!
Story:
NEW YORK (CBS) The mother of Phoenix Suns forward Amare Stoudemire was arrested Saturday by Scottsdale, Ariz. police for operating a motor vehicle without an ignition interlock device. The device acts as a breathalyzer and is designed to prevent people who are legally drunk from driving.
According to a police report, Carrie Stoudemire, 54, was stopped Saturday at 3:15 p.m. by an officer who noticed that her Lincoln Navigator was cruising at 60 miles per hour while straddling two lanes.
Then, because apparently someone has to get tased at every public gathering,.... we had Boston Celtic chump Marquis Daniel's STEP-Dad getting loose on security during a game. That's what happens when your STEP-son doesn't play..... you become an angry hood father that gets clowned at the barbershop. FAIL!!
Story:
WESH-TV in Orlando reports that the stepfather of Boston Celtics guard Marquis Daniels was arrested and then tasered by local police while attending the Celtics-Magic Eastern Conference Finals game of the NBA playoffs Tuesday night.
In the official arrest account, Orlando police officers responded to a “disturbance” in a seating area behind one of the baskets inside Orlando’s Amway Arena at 10:55 p.m. When officers attempted to remove Buie from his seat, he allegedly said, “I’m not going, (expletive) you.”
Beyond the charge against Buie, no other details in the police report suggest what caused the disturbance that led to Buie’s arrest. Though the report does give specifics about the alleged, repeated attempts made by police to subdue Buie, which led to him being tasered.
Juliana Farrait-Rodriguez, the former wife of Harlem heroin kingpin Frank Lucas upon whom the movie American Gangster was based, has been arrested by the DEA for allegedly "trying to cut a cocaine deal in Puerto Rico" as reported by Jose Martinez for the Daily News.
She was busted inside an unidentified hotel after allegedly selling two kilos of coke to undercover agents for $60,000 as reported by Murray Weiss and Bruce Golding for the New York Post: "The former beauty queen -- who was called 'Eva' in the the 2007 film that starred Denzel Washington as Lucas -- had been under surveillance by the DEA ever since a deal to sell 10 kilos in New York six months ago fell through. It was unclear why the earlier deal collapsed." -------------------------------
Damn, damn, damn!! Shawty is 70 and slanging Kilos? This woman makes Rick Ross look like a little bitch!! And where is Frank Lucas right now? You telling me this dude isn't pushing weight as we speak........c'mon son!!??
He’s little Hasan Faruq Ali, who will be playing Barry Obama in the new film “Little Obama”:
Or rather, 12-year-old Hasan Faruq Ali is struggling to play left-handed in imitation of the character he is portraying in a new Indonesian film, “Little Obama.”
Ok maybe not, but I have been to a "club" recently and these robots would have pulled all the "flitches" with these moves. Dudes out there better step your dance game up cuz ROBOTS are coming for your woman mane!!
It all makes sense now. Everyone knows that if your parents don't speak English as their first language, you are allowed to be a wild ass kid!! This little BIRD is off the chain and I would totally TAP moms. REAL TALK!! I want her to call me Papi in her sleazy accent.
WATCH THE ENTIRE STORY AND LISTEN TO WHAT THIS NEWSCASTER SAYS!!!
WATCH THE ENTIRE STORY AND LISTEN TO WHAT THIS NEWSCASTER SAYS!!!
This was after a news report about a procedure to enhance the G-Spot. It cost $1200 per procedure and lasts 4-6 months. This was the response of the newscaster.
This has to be THE most awkward moment in Television history. Not since Aiden Pickering went all Samuel Jackson on Fox 11 morning news, has a pair of anchors felt so embarrassed. The chick in the middle looks like she just "shat" herself.
FAIL...... ACTUALLY NO!! I LOVE THIS GUY! MY NEW HERO!!
The internet is going stupid, crazy with this latest rumor. According to "sources" within the Cleveland Cavs, LeBron's Mom has been getting chopped down by DELONTE WEST?!! For all my un-hood readers.... "chopped down" means gutted...er... having sex with :/? I pray that this isn't true! This dude is a mommas boy, and from one mommas boy to another... thats fucked up!!
"Love me or Hate me" rapper Lady Sovereign has revealed in a recent interview with gay magazine Diva, that she is a Lesbian.
This may come as a shock to many across the pond but here in the states I don't know one dude that wants to TAP. In fact, she could have came out as a singing transsexual free-mason that's hell bent on world annihilation through Illuminati symbolism .......Oh shit... we already have one of those. Damn you Lady Gaga, even Xtina is going goth whore ....again.
Authorities at Rikers Island are not happy with Lil Weezy!! The tattoo'd baby making rapper was allegedly nailed in a late night cell inspection. Correction officials found a pair of ipod head phones and charger.... But no ipod??
Things that make you hmmm.... I wonder how said items made their way in? I can guess how (where) they came out though. Maybe Baby slipped them into Wayne's mouth when he him goodbye. And where is that damn ipod!?
I like the concept... can't go wrong with the whole Belly/Jamaican/Weed thing. Song is so so and Drake's new album may sound like 808 and Heartbreaks 2.
In another attempt to extend her 15 min. of infamy, Michelle "Bombshell" McSleaze hinted to a radio station interview that she may have let Tiger hit it. LMAO!! This broad is starting to make Kat Stacks seem like a good look. Worst part about this whole deal is she has kids that will be ridiculed and picked-on for having a Mom that is willing to ruin her face with tats and take in the mouth for fame. Happy Mothers Day.
We all know that I'm the first dude in the "Fuck-the-Po-lice" line but these clowns are getting wild. In South Carolina, 5 officers (including this Jabba the Hut looking nukka) have been arrested and charged with robbing drug dealers then redistributing the cocaine. Isn't this the plot of American Gangster? Obviously this dude was too busy eating a hot dog, nachos, twizzlers, sour patch kids, real kids and popcorn to see the ending.... you know, when they all get caught.
STORY:
According to published reports, ex-Sheriff E.J. Melvin was arrested on Saturday (May 1) after it was discovered that Melvin planned to arrange a traffic stop on a drug dealer to obtain possession of the drugs to redistribute. According the wiretap, which was recorded in March, Melvin planned to turn some of the cocaine into the department as evidence, but use the rest for himself.
"Damn homie, in 85 you were the man homie." [50 Cent voice] OMG!! Football Hall of Famer Lawrence Taylor was arrested in a New York Hotel last night after he allegedly raped and beat a 15 year old prostitute. Details are still coming in but this story is just sad. Dude has had more second chances then Lindsay Lohan's nose and Paris Hilton's vagina...... put together!!! The visual is making me sick..... of Lindsay and Paris, not the rape. Sad day for crackheads everywhere.
WTF!!?? Seriously homie....Granny?!......GRANNY?! That must be some beat up..Blaharrrrrggh... I just threw up all over my ipad!! Like my Mom used to say...."White people are crazy!!"
STORY:
LONDON: A 72-year-old granny and her own grandson are set to have a baby, according to reports. Pearl Carter, from Indiana, is reportedly having an incestuous affair with her 26-year-old grandchild Phil Bailey, reports The Sun.
And she's now using her pension to pay $54,000 to a surrogate mother so they can have a child, say reports in New Idea magazine in New Zealand. Pearl said: "I'm not interested in anyone else's opinion. I am in love with Phil and he's in love with me. Soon I'll be holding my son or daughter in my arms and Phil will be the proud dad."
