Ok.... Let me get this straight. Supposedly there is a channel called Music Television that doesn't play music but gives reality shows to hobbit like creatures from a dirty place far far away called 'New Jersey'... man that place just sounds nasty! Anyway, here is one of said creatures being arrested after it drank to much sewer water from under the bridge that it calls home. I don't understand why the cops wouldn't shoot this thing? Oh wait, its not a black troll...... duh, silly me.
Seen here at the premiere of Gossip Girl co-star Chase Crawford's new movie, Twelve, Blake Lively has once again shown why Lindsay Lohan belongs in jail. Pretty sure she would look hot wearing airbrushed white jeans, a 'Free Lil Wayne' black-T, flip-flops and a Burger King crown..... or maybe thats just me projecting my hood fantasy.
Lord Have Mercy!! Ok I understand that not everyone can be a YoungKing but HOT DAMN.... this lil n*gga is straight dilusional!! Someone tell this retarded boy to take the clothes out of the cabinet before you go embarrassing yourself on youtube. Actually I would rather hear this dudes wack ass rhymes then be subjected to another Fat Joe album. REAL TALK
Enjoy!!
p.s. I haven't heard a something this bad since Charles Hamilton attempted get his crazy ass into the music industry talking about Sonic the hedgehog and rocking pink headphones. SMH
OH SNAPS!! This what happens when Lil' Chirp goes to jail and Miley takes a break from flashing her 16 yr. old "Vi-jay-jay" on the internet. Acclaimed and often controversial director Oliver Stone has gone all Kanye West on the "Jewish dominated media" in a recent interview with the Sunday Times. We haven't seen someone "bite the hand that fed them" this bad since Delonte West f*cked LeBron's Mom. Como se dice: Career Suicide en espanol?
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Director Oliver Stone belittled the Holocaust during a shocking interview with the Sunday Times today, claiming that America's focus on the Jewish massacre was a product of the "Jewish domination of the media." The director also defended Hitler and Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and railed against the "powerful lobby" of Jews in America.
Stone said that his upcoming Showtime documentary series "Secret History of America," seeks to put Hitler and Communist dictator Joseph Stalin "in context."
"Hitler was a Frankenstein but there was also a Dr Frankenstein. German industrialists, the Americans and the British. He had a lot of support," Stone told reporter Camilla Long during the interview, which can be found behind the paywall on the Sunday Times' website.
One day after Robert Shapiro got a cocaine contact high and quit on her, "Lil Chirp" is finally headed to the slammer. Like Paris Hilton before her, Lyndsay will probably only do 20 something days but what the fuck are her coked out gay minions gonna do? Oh yeah.... There is still her sister..... and from what I saw at Lohan's recent BDAY party," Little Lil Chirp" is a bump away from flashing side boob, demanding free shit and getting all retarded on twitter. Hey Dina, put down the breakfast cocktail and listen up: YOU HAVE FAILED AS A MOTHER.
See you in a few days Lilo. BTW You can make booze in jail by burying an orange in the yard and letting it post for a few days. I still care ;)
It takes more then a crazy ass australian dude calling is ugly wife a cunt for me to get involved (FREE LINDSAY!!)... but thanks to the homie Tracy Morgan I have resurfaced.
Taking a break from his usual, "someone's getting pregnant tonight!" routine, Mr. 30 Rock took a moment to lace Jay Leno with some REAL TALK about the Mel Gibson tapes. CHECK OUT THE VIDEO "LIZ LEMON"..
UPDATE: Hey Mel, I am willing to forgive the whole "pack of n*ggers" thing based solely on the fact that you demanded a blow job. Now that I can relate to!! Giggiddy Giggiddy.
By 'Damn SON' I mean, "Hey weren't you at Beso the other night?!"
I may not be the best judge of character (::wink,wink::) but this lil homegirl girl is sad. [Ron Levy is j*cking off right now, waiting for me to say something wild so that he can retweet it... but I refuse!!] Some would say that I may have a crush on one tragic young starlett, but that was sooo 6 years ago.... when she was merely a teenage drug addict. Tissues and Issues my wild-as-all-hell-party-animal-little-sexy-animal soul. tissues and issues.
