In news that comes to the shock of.. No one with eyes... Matthew Fox has allegedly been cheating on this!! By "this" I mean his haggard ass wife. Wait.. Before you get all "beauty comes from within" on me, please take this into consideration: She's not cute and he's the star of LOST. Mr. Fox, I have declared by the power vested in me that you sir get a Free Pass!! See Tiger, this is what real men do. Not the opposite!

-young

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I knew the whole "gay friend" thing worked!! I bet this motherfucker doesn't even know how to cut hair... Come to think of it, I walked by your wack tree house looking salon and you were nowhere in sight!! This makes perfect sense... I feel lied to!

-young

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Has this dude ever made anyone other than himself MONEY?! Check out about 3:00 into this rant for the Bavarian Illuminati reference. It seems that more and more people are now not only willing to acknowledge the existence of the Illuminati, but willing to align themselves with the notoriously secret society.

Something is up!! Keep your eyes open people!!

-young