[TMZ] Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.

Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.
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Tiger Woods got SLAPPED? If I had a dollar for every time a model slapped me, I would have 3 dollars and 50 cents...(one girl was just tall). Looks like you did the right thing though Tiger, if you would have come anywhere near this broads grill she would have had you on Larry King looking like Michael Vick.

-young

[ESPN.com] ORLANDO -- Sammy Sosa says he is not trying to look like the late Michael Jackson, nor is he suffering from a skin infection. "It's a bleaching cream that I apply before going to bed and whitens my skin some," said the former slugger during the "Primer Impacto" program at the Univision Spanish network. "It's a cream that I have, that I use to soften [my skin], but has bleached me some. I'm not a racist, I live my life happily," said a smiling Sosa during the interview.

Rebecca Polihronis, a former Chicago Cubs employee who keeps in touch with Sosa, said in a Chicago Tribune interview that Sosa had undergone a skin rejuvenation treatment, something very common among women.

"What happened was that I had been using the cream for a long time and that, combined with the bright TV lights, made my face look whiter than it really is. I don't think I look like Michael Jackson," Sosa said.

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WHY WHY WHY?! And to throw an MJ under the skin cream bus? That's just wrong homie, and seriously what kind of dude is so obsessed with his appearance that he would bleach it every night before bed? I mean duh, everyone knows that you are supposed to exfoliate before bed, then apply an avocado and chocolate mud mask and fresh cucumber slices to your eye lids...... and then apply the bleach!! What a moron. But from the looks of it, "skin cream has been berrrrry berrrrrry good" to you Sammy!


-young."

First she tells Perez Hilton that he's a disgusting, embarrassing nub of a homosexual [I may have added a few words in there], then she gets all religious right and tries to denounce pornography (which I personally take offense to). Now Carrie Prejean has a sextape where she is allegedly Banging Herself?! There are a bunch of women out there who run their mouths i.e. Elizabeth Hasslebeck, Anne Coultier, my ex-girlfriend.... and I would never want to see a sextape of them..NEVER!!! BUT THIS ONE I HAVE TO SEE!! This broad is not only a hot blonde with a nice pair of "bolt-ons" but she is also an idiot.... what more can a man want?


- young

Eddie Cibrian is not only a cheater (allegedly) but apparently he is also an idiot as well. This asshole left his wife and kids for Leann Rhimes aka Mediocredotcom, and is now cheating on the chick he was caught cheating with.......... with his ex!! According to Life & Style Eddie has been seen sneaking in and out of ex-girlfriends Scheana Maria Jancan.

Leann can't say shit but of course as soon as she hears this shit she is gonna flip! Sounds a little something like this..."How dare you break our sacred oath.... um wait, that was the oath you broke with your wife....... well you know what I mean dickhead!!!"

Maybe he just likes wack p*ssy?

*Plies - "BECKY" its a song look it up and then read this post again.