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Malibu Burglary Bunch NABBED!!

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These kids are wild. Rachel Lee, Diana Tamayo, Courtney Ames and Alexis Neirs have joined Nick Prugo in being charged with a string of celebrity burglaries. Having already hit the homes of Lindsay "I can't feel my face" Lohan, Audrina "Look at these bolt-ons" Patridge and a slew of others, the group is now being linked to the heist at Orlando Bloom crib. According to TMZ, Nick's laptop contains research material such as pictures of stolen items from google and even a map detailing the location of homes hit.

I can only shake my head and offer a bit of advice: Just because it's ok for all of you young'ns to be up in the club, doing lines and chilling with suedo celebs, doesn't mean its cool to then ROB THEM!! There is one question I have for all of you though..... How much CHIRP did Lindsey have in her safe? If I was a betting man I would say at least an 8ball.

- young

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Blake Lively and I are secretly married. Shhhh don't tell her!!

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I admit that is a lie. Kind of..... by "married" I meant: having relations, and by "secretely" I meant: in my mind. In all seriousness though, this broad always kills the red carpet.... ALWAYS!! That Penn Bagle-y dude needs to hurry up and come out of the closet so that your boy YoungKing can take a run at that. REAL TALK.
Even with the obvious spray-tan blotches on her breast region ;) Not that I was looking or anything. giggidy

Here is Blake @ Gabrielle's Angel Foundation Angel Ball. WHOA!! Who the fuck is Gabrielle and why did I not get an invitation?! Heads will roll...... TRUST!!





- young

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SONGWRITER CALLS OUT RIHANNA & SATAN WORSHIPERS IN THE INDUSTRY

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Singer/Songwriter Tiffany Evans went on TWITTER yesterday to express her thoughts on Rihanna's new single and the REAL music industry. EXPLOSIVE STUFF!!

@TiffanyEvans wrote:

Russian Roulette = Suicidal Rate gon sky rocket!
You gotta watch what u say. Because there are a lot of weak people in the world. They are susceptible to anything so anything you say or do some people actually do listen. So make sure its nothing bad. Its okay to be deep,but not murder deep.

Man! I really wish I could tell you guys what the industry really is and what stars are apart of destroying this world. The stars who worship satan,and those who have killed to get the respect they have now. You’d be verrrry surprise. Some of your favorite people pretend to worship God but they only do that to save face. Or seem innocent.

Satan was head of music in heaven. He uses influential people…to help influence the world. Think about that. Once u make a certain amount of money. Just know that that’s when they ask u to join. To get in you have accept the beast, worship. Once you join they assist u with ur career.make u huge.only if u agree and obey to destroy Gods word.and his children.

Ppl listen and pay attention. Its a war going on right now between Good and Evil. Evil will rule this world for a min. The people that have this power are the people that RULE the whole world. I’m done I won’t say anymore before I get in trouble.....

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Like I have stated in previous post..... NWO is trying to take over and artist like Jay-Z, Kayne and even Beyonce are actively taking part in the brainwashing of our youth. Sad but True!! The jams are dope but the message is where the problem lies. Notice how as soon as Chris Brown kicked this chick ass, she completely transformed? The occult is m*therf*cker.

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Kanye is NOT Dead! Amber Rose IS pissed!

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It seems what some twitter followers thought was a funny joke, is not funny at all to Kayne's GF Amber Rose. Taking her beef directly to twitter Amber wrote: "This RIP KanyeWest topic is not funny and its NOT TRUE! He has people like myself and his family that love him very much. Its in extreme poor taste to have that as a trending topic. It's totally disrespectful to make up a story like this...I'll always ride for my man!!!! I'm bout to get off here and still RIDE for him. LITERALLY."
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You tell'em Amber!! Everyone knows that Kanye can't die.... I mean not until Ms. Rose finds another ego maniac to hitch her fame wagon (aka big sexy booty) to.

I need to release an album quick!!

-young

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Baby gets RUN OVER BY TRAIN, and SURVIVES!

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um......wow!

- young

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Cheerleader is disabled for life by FLU SHOT! WTF!

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No satire here. Horrible story. It's time to start looking into what we allow others to control.

-young :(

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F you Falcon!! I'm rolling with these BALLOONS!!

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Here are pics from Miranda Kerr's recent photoshoot.

Big Brother: "Hey Falcon, Dad said that he would never whoop us again if you came home alive!"

Falcon: "For reals? Did you tell him about the balloon?"

Big Brother: "Um, I am pretty sure he knows all about the balloon."

UPDATE!! MIRANDA KERR IS HIDING IN A BOX IN MY ATTIC!!

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DAMN!! John McCain's daughter has BIG..... features!!

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From Meghan McCain's Twitter:

"When I am alone in my apartment, I wear tank tops and sweat pants, I had no idea this makes me a `slut'," she said on Twitter.

"I can't even tell you how hurt I am.

"This is why I have been considering deleting my Twitter account, what once was fun now just seems like a vessel for harassment," she said.

"I do want to apologise to anyone that was offended by my Twitpic," McCain said.

"I have clearly made a huge mistake and am sorry 2 those that are offended."

In a "tweet" on Thursday, she said she wanted to "thank my family and friends for their support. This has been an embarrassing experience but also a learning one.

"I will not be deleting my Twitter account," she added, "but I will be more careful in the future about my use with the medium."

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Blahblahblahblah........ All I hear is Giggidy Giggidy Goo!!!

Giggidy!

-young

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Colorado boy floats away in flying saucer!! WTF!!

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UPDATE!!: That silly goose! Falcon has been found in a box......AT HOME!! "Oh you crazy kids!"

The boy's family had been building the experimental aircraft at their home on Fossil Ridge Road in Fort Collins, CNN affiliate KUSA reported.

The family has described the structure as a a dome-shaped "homemade flying saucer," Larimer County Sheriff's Office Spokeswoman Kathy Davis said.

"We're trying to determine the best course of action," Davis said. "This is a first and we'll do what we need to do."

UPDATE: You can watch LIVE on KTTV Channel 11 in Los Angeles.

UPDATE: Dad and Mom are storm chasers and scientist........ and IDIOTS.

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USC FAN shows his/her true colors....... Pure Hate!!

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Charlie Weis keeps a hat in his office that is emblazoned with the words, "USC owns Notre Dame."

A Trojans fan mailed him the hat a few years ago, along with a letter containing disparaging remarks about his daughter, Hannah, who has autism. Weis won't divulge what the letter writer said, but he keeps the hat as a reminder.

"When we've won a game (against USC), that cap won't be around anymore," Weis said.

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Hey SC fan... take out the hands free ear piece for a second and listen up. Just because your Dad used to used to buy hookers and blow with the Dean of Admissions while your Mexican nanny fed you tortillas and hot dogs because your drunk Mom* was going down on the pool boy, doesn't give you the right to be a Dick!

I would hate to see the shit you sent Ty. See you saturday. Go Irish

-young

*White Zinfindel

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Captain Lou Albano dies at 76

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Legendary wrestling figure Captain Lou Albano, perhaps best known for his association with pop singer Cyndi Lauper, died Wednesday, according to World Wrestling Entertainment. Albano, who was with the WWE from 1983 to 1996, was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in 1996. Albano was recognizable by his penchant for unbuttoned Hawaiian shirts and a trademark beard, which was usually bound by a rubber band.

As his celebrity status grew, Albano landed acting jobs, including a role on several episodes of the "Miami Vice" TV series, the biography said.

Albano became a cartoon in 1989, when he was the voice of Mario "Jumpman" Mario for 17 episodes of "The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!" according to the Internet Movie Database.

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Too many memories of this homeless looking star of my childhood. Tell Andre the Giant and Iron Sheik to get ready for a 3 man tag-team match vs. Hulk Hogan, Rowdy Rowdy Piper and Jake the Snake. What those last three are still alive?! Could have fooled me.

- young

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Birdman is an interesting, tattooed faced millioniare.

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What do you say to this?! Did Birdman really get that Amsterdam n*ggas number?! LOL Just kidding, don't have me killed Birdman. He isn't lying when he says he's "stuntin'" though. GEEZ.

- young

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What the NERD?!!! These Sci-Fi girls are smoking hot!!

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Well what do we have here? While I have been busy trying to have telepathic virtual brain sex with AnnaLynne McCord via tivo'd episodes of 90210, those sneaky bastards at Sci-Fi Channel are airing a show with these two animals! Honestly, they both need to probably eat a cheeseburger, and the blonde one looks a tad MILF-like, but other than that I totally would devote a whole "nerd hour" to Battlestar Galactica.

On second thought I doubt I would watch a wack ass show like Battlestar Galactica..... but the girls are cute. Now if you would excuse me I need to get back to season 3 of Martin. "You soooo CRAZY!!"


- young

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Singer Leona Lewis gets punched in the face.... By a DUDE!!

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CHRIS BROWN ALERT!!!:

LONDON, England (CNN) -- British singer Leona Lewis was "understandably shaken" after a man attacked her during a book signing in central London Wednesday afternoon, a spokeswoman for her record label said.

A 29-year-old man was arrested after he punched Lewis at the Waterstones bookstore in Piccadilly Circus at 4:36 p.m. (10:36 a.m. ET), according to a Scotland Yard statement.

She was signing copies of her new autobiography "Dreams" when the "unprovoked attack" happened, said Sarah Weinstein Dennison of the RCA Music Group.......Read More

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I didn't hear her last album but it couldn't have been that bad, right? Maybe he hit her because he liked her.... like in elementary school. Or maybe he has a problem with extremely hot chicks who look at him funny because he's 29 and wears Micky Mouse t-shirts and still lives with Mummy and Daddy and drinks warm beer, loves watching Guy Ritchie movies while snacking on crumpets and sips tea twice a day?

Bob's your Uncle!!

-young

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YES!! Black Dynamite Trailer

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WACK ALERT!! Tara Reid in Playboy.

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Not that anybody gives a shit, but Tara "are you gonna finish that drink" Reid is now apparently going to pose nude for playboy. Obviously it is time to call Dr. Jack Kavorkian cuz my boy Hef has lost his fucking mind!! What ever happened to putting hot chicks in playboy? Hef preys on every tragic broad in the industry with the promise of a career revival. What? Was Octo-Mom busy....... is Kate Gosselin too classy?! Can't wait for the Amy Wino issue [puking in my own mouth]!!

-young

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BAD LIEUTENANT TRAILER!!

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Drawing elements from the original film, Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans features a crooked cop (Nicolas Cage) who is a drug addict and takes sexual favors as bribes.

The main character is Terrence McDonagh, a New Orleans Police sergeant, who starts out as a good cop, receiving a medal and a promotion to lieutenant for heroism during Hurricane Katrina. During his heroic act, McDonagh injures his back and later becomes addicted to prescription pain medication. McDonagh struggles with addictions and finds himself involved with drug dealer Big Fate, who is suspected of murdering a family of African immigrants.

Check out Katie "Coco" Chonacas in a cameo!


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Hef's new crop of ho's!!

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Check out Hef's new live-in hookers. Once you get past the fact that he can't please you sexually in any way, he's really a great boyfriend. He owns a big house, nice cars, tons of money and his own magazine.... what else can a young lady with an IQ of 3 want in life. Just be home by 9 pm or else your ass is gonna be left in Vegas posing for pics at Wet Republic like his ex-slave Holly.

Wait, lemme guess..... you want to be an actress?! By actress you mean the property of a Saudi Prince by 2012 right?
PERFECT!!

- young

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From 'Damaged' to Desperate - The rise and fall of a sad sad broad

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Here are a few pics that Aubry O'Day posted on her Twitter for fans [ and/or me].

Ok I get it. Trust me sexy ladies, I get it. I watch enough internet porn to know that a scantily clad 20 something, is .... well, SEX..... BUT LORD HAVE MERCY. At what point can we just say that Aubry O'Day [of Diddy's penis fame] is just a sad little whore?

I mean dont get me wrong. There is a small possibility that I will retract this statement. You know, like when I build a time machine and go back to Making the Band Season 4 (?) when she didn't have fucked up lips.

- young

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